Drunk Men Walking

One of the most unfortunate events of the weekend, besides the Lions coming close to a win, is the unfortunate accident involving Brumbie lock forward, Shawn MacKay.

McKay was leaving a club in Durban on the early hours of Sunday morning when a car ran over him outside of the club and then sped off.

Askria are opening a docket of hit and run, and are thinking of taking criminal proceedings against the driver should they get a solid statement from the pissed witnesses at the place.

This brings me to the topic of the day. Drunk Walking.

The worst time to be on the road is between 4 pm and 6pm on a Sunday, when you have pissed outies or bastards who like to drink at shabeens walking home. These people cant judge the traffic and have the tendency to fall over into the street.

And if they are able to walk across a street it takes them about 40 minutes to do so.

Look at this logically. If there is a rule against drunk driving, shouldn’t there also be a law against drunk walking?

I know that the pedestrians always have right of way, and most of the time I don’t go around deliberately aiming the bullet at pedestrians. But if you are driving at 60 kms a hour, and a molar bastard jumps in front of your car, what realistic chance do you have to stop and not hit him/her?

That’s probably what happened with the McKay incident. I'm not saying the driver of the car was right, he should have stopped. However, when molar people are on the road, shit can go wrong very quickly and it is not always the drivers fault!

I do wish him a speedy recovery, and maybe he will give up drinking for a while after the incident.

Joost Joost Joost. He’s whole world seems to be coming down around him.

Supersport is now contemplating giving him the sack, they held an emergency meeting yesterday to asses the situation, and according to Supersport’s media manager Clinton Van Den Berg, Joost has been taken off air until the issue of his haish video has been resolved.

When I saw him on TV the other day doing the rugby, they stuck him with Naaaaaaas “dead pan” Botha and Arnold Geeeeeeerts!

Now Naaaaaaaaas knows a bit about rugby, but wont make any statements about Joost's video on air, but Geeeeeerts knows F All about rugby. Why put him on? Why not put Joost on with the Irish terrorist John Robbie and Daaaaren “Drunkard” Scott? Because Robbie and Scott don’t give a shit and are likely to embarrass Joost on air.

FIFA are idiots. Its nice when you have idiots in charge of the most popular sport in the world isn’t it?

Right, now FIFA are concerned about Bafoona Bafoona’s game against Norway. FIFA say that they are concerned that the stands were empty and that the fans were coming into the stadium after the game had already kicked off.

THAT’S BECAUSE THE FANS HAD TO GO THROUGH 4 KM’S OF SECURITY CHECKPOINTS YOU ROCKET SCIENTIST BASTARDS!

I DETEST IMBECILES! REALLY I DO!

And that’s not all. FIFA is also concerned that only 1/3 of the tickets for the Confederations Cup have been sold.

THAT’S BECAUSE YOUR TICKETING SYSTEM IS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To get a ticket for the Confederations Cup or World Cup, you have to fill in an application form at First National Bank. Hand it in with all the money for all the tickets upfront. Then a Lucky draw takes place where your name might be drawn to get tickets.

FIFA employed this system to eliminate block bookings and reselling of tickets on the black market. Which is going to happen anyway.

Bear with me here.

I apply for 7 tickets, my mom on a separate form applies for 7 tickets, my dad on a separate form applies for 7 tickets, my brother on a separate form applies for 7 tickets.

I now have 28 tickets. Im only going to watch 4 games. 24 tickets left. Im not going to drive through Soweto handing out tickets am I? Im going to sell them for a profit!!

FIFA YOU HAVE SPENT TO LONG IN SOUTH AFRICA, YOU ARE GETTING AS THICK AS THE ROCKET SCIENTISTS IN SA! YOU ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

THIS WILL HAPPEN FIFA! T.H.I.S W.I.L.L H.A.P.P.E.N! YOU CANT PREVENT IT! DON’T TRY!

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