Thursday, April 2, 2009

Got To Love the Brits!

There is nothing like a meeting of world's leaders to insite mass scenes of random violence.

Currently world leaders have converged on London, England for the G20 summit, which is basically a bunch of overweight imbeciles trying to solve the world's problems.

How different is this to any Baron or Keg on a Friday night? Well, these people are actually paid to solve the worlds problems.

The participants in the G20 summit are the presidents from the worlds leading nations.

Top on the agenda this year is the Global Financial Crisis.

You gotta love Brits, there is a saying that goes ‘The mob is fickle’ and I’m sure it was an Englishman that said this.

Last year, Britain was in euphoria when Gordon Brown was elected British Prime Minister. Similar scenes were played out when Barrack Obama was elected US President.

8 months on, those same Brits who were singing Brown’s and Obama’s praises are chanting: 'SHAME ON YOU SHAME ON YOU!' followed by ‘BROWN OUT BROWN OUT!’ and finally ‘OBAMA IS A WANKER OBAMA IS A WANKER!’ before trashing the Bank of Scotland.

Riot police were mobilised to London and were greeted with the chant ‘Who’s the bastards in black’, a Pakistani Englishman then moved to the back of the crowd and took a sledge hammer too the window of the Bank of Scotland! The police then got out a huge ass water cannon and fired onto the crowd who took their shirts off and chanted ‘WE AINT GOING NO WHERE! WE AINT GOING NO WHERE!’

Gotta love them.

These scenes actually took me back to my days in Dubai where chanting like this was common place.

Brit mentality is legendary. I lived in Dubai for two years and was surrounded by them. One of my mates was a staunch Chelsea F.C supporter, and we used to go to the location of the Chelsea fan club in Dubai, Fibber Magees, to watch the game.

It actually wasn’t a bad place, it was pretty small and had a very Irish pub feel to it, by 30 mins before kick off of a football match the place would fill up with fans from opposing teams and they would begin chanting. One game Liverpool was giving Chelsea a hiding so the Liverpool fans starting singing ‘Steve Gerraaaad Gerraaaad, He’s better then Frank Lampaaaaard, He’s quick and he's fooking haaaaaaaard, Steve Gerraaaaad Gerraaaad’ [sung to the tune of Kay Sera Sera]

Another occasion, it was Euro 2008 qualifiers, England was playing Sweden while Scotland was playing Israel. Now bear in mind how much the Scots and the English love each other yeah! Remember Braveheart? Anyway, England were struggling against Sweden while Scotland was giving Israel a hiding. The Scots were happy and started to sing ‘Oh Flower of Scotland’ while stamping there feet in their kilts in Fibber Magees, the English supporters would then chant ‘You never won f&*k all, you never won f$%k all. F%^K ALL, you never won f$%k all, you never won f^&k all!’ the Scots took exception to this turned around and chanted ‘WHATS WHATS WHATS THE SCORE?

Verbal abuse over a soccer match being played thousands of miles away!

This what we are going to have to put up with in just over a years time!

Gotta love the Brits.

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