New Faces on the Blog

Salamu

I have honestly missed my calling in life.

I have slaved my whole life in an industry which is great but at times unrewarding. But working with my girl Adele Coetzee and now her Jedi students I feel I am honour bound to uplift these girls and give them a platform to promote themselves.

Baby let me be...your little teddy bear

Mabibi na Mabwana...I give you proud neck breaker and friend of bouncers around Hatfield....Janine Princess Lila

Question 1
So Janine. Because My blog fans are new to you. Please tell us a bit more about yourself, where you grew up, where you a demon child or an angel?

- I was born in Pretoria Im 23. I am down to earth,i live every day to the fullest . Nothing comes easy ...I am a genuine person who always speak the truth! If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. Im crazy about my man Gerhard, aside from my mom  Gerhard has kept me motivated. I was an Angel Child for sure

Question 2
What’s it like working with Adele?

- Adele is an amazing FRIEND and stunning lady to work with, she is down to earth and keeps me positive…. Doing my shoot with her is so relaxed and fun!! She REALLY helps you with your confidance.

Question 3
What motivated you to go into modelling?

- Honestly Adele called me one day to do a PROMO for her at the News Café Wonderboom, Since then I have loved the camera.. She and Petit Fleur Photography helped and motivated me so much!

Question 4
What do you hope to achieve in modelling?

- To be a successful one, to model for Clothing companys etc.. and to inspire younger Ladys not to be shy but show off what God gave them.

Proud Neck Breaker

Question 5
Do you struggle to walk in shopping centres without turning a few heads?

- LOL no not at all… we are all humans after all. “we don’t turn heads , we Break necks heheh”

Question 6
Do you struggle to go out without a drunk guy trying their luck on you?

- Nope there im lucky to have amazing Bouncer’s hehe really good friends who always look out for me! My Fav one is : Reinhardt Janse van Rensburg


Question 7
How do you deal with drunk people hitting on you?

- lol well I do get a lot of that but I do make it clear that I am taken and very happy

Quickies
Question 8
Food: Italian or Indian?

- Italian is ALWAYS GOOD

Question 9
Cars: American Muscle or Italian Elegance?

- American Muscle of course

Question 10
Cars: German Engineering or Japanese Reliability?

- German Engineering

Question 11
First Date: Ten Pin Bowling or Mini Golf?

- Mini Golf

Question 12
Second Date
Dinner and Movies or Picnic in the park?

- Dinner and Movies

Question 13
Dating: When is it acceptable to be dead drunk in front of your man and does he get lucky that night?

- Its never acceptable to be dead drunk , a lady should have reputation to live up to, and its low of a woman to be drunk.

And Finally:
Question 14
What is the one secret about picking up girls that all men should know? And don’t give the stock standard “be confident answer” be creative please.

- Don’t do pick ups at a bar or Club.

Taking on the world making one man lose their mind at a time!

Now for some input from her Jedi Master Adele Coetzee.

What is it like working with Janine Princess Lila
- Janine is an amazing person, she's shy at some points, BUT that's totally adorable and that's what makes her a perfect unique individual. She has a heart of gold and she's really a pleasure to work with. She's really not just a pretty face. Love you Janine

How do you two plan to take on the world?

- Oh you just wait and see, this is only the beginning, we just getting warmed-up, watch this space! Nothing is impossible- If you can see it then you can do it and WE CAN DO THIS!


Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

Proving models have brains. A hard task indeed!

Salamu

Who said nerds were unattractive?

I have been getting a lot of flack from my self appointed moral unit (ie: really good female friends of mine who are like sisters to me) who are questioning my motives behind giving my favourite model friends so much publicity on the blogs.

Some have even gone as far as saying models are airheads and I am only giving them publicity because of their looks. Well...I approached my favourite Pretoria bokkie Adele Coetzee to disprove this theory.

1) Give us an update on your life since your epic campaign in the FHM Top Model Search. 

Well well... What a journey that has been, it totally made a huge difference in my life. I met so many wonderful people, made so many new friends and got a lot of exposure. I had to force my way back into daily work again 110% after that, which I did. I'm now focussing on photography I am also a make-up artist, I love capturing beautiful moments. I will also be opening a modelling and deportment school for young ladies & gents soon. I believe with what I've learnt over the last few years it's time to give others that same opportunities and skills and also help make a difference in their life's.

2) What lessons did you learn from that adventure?

WOW! Just to be the better person, I had so many "haters", people reporting you, people criticizing you, did that bother me? NOT AT ALL. I also learnt that what you give, you receive back. I always stayed humble and true to myself and my supporters.

3) How are you feeling about life at the moment?

OH WOW! I love life and all the positive things in it. I believe not to waste a second and live it like there's no tomorrow!

4) What current projects do you have on the go at the moment?

In the modelling world?: I'm currently trying to make the FHM Top 100 Sexiest Woman in The World Top 100 babes ( Long title I know, LOL). I don't really care what number I am, it will be an honour just to make the cut.

As for business: I'm focusing on helping other potential upcoming models make it in this tough industry, doing several photo shoots, this time I'm behind the camera, also working on several modelling skills with them. IT'S SO MUCH FUN!

Pink, it's my new obsession, yeah 
Pink, it's not even a question 

5) What do you plan to do with your life when modelling is not an option any more?

I know! Do you really have to say it? We all going to be all wrinkled and old soon LOL. I want to at least then look back and say DAMN, I lived my life! Now I can retire and move to Cape Town LOL

6) What projects do you have ongoing that helps young aspiring models?

As mentioned before, I'm into photography now as well and will be opening a modelling and deportment school. It's time to help other aspiring models, give them necessary platforms to build their brand and better their chances of making it somewhere soon. I help build confidence, confidence is always key and so sexy!

Adela...if you ever need a publicity platform for your young up and coming models...you know how to get hold of me and you know my selection criteria.

Surprise Questions....
7) Your husband gives you honeymoon plans for Mexico, Jamaica, Mauritius, China, Japan and Brazil. Which do you choose and why?

Mmmmm... Definitely NOT Mauritius, it's waaaay over rated, also not Japan or China- way too crowded, Jamaica mmmm... not too bad, heard it has beautiful holiday resorts. BUT maybe maybe Brazil, Rio, obviously the nice side of town, LOL....

BUT can I recommend my favourite place? My dream holiday destination, sigh! ZANZIBAR! Oh how badly I wish to visit that place some day soon. Go deep sea diving and snorkelling and enjoy the breeze on the beach while eating lobster or my fav prawns with lots of garlic and lemon, LOL. (Honeymoon material)

8) Now a honeymoon is a time for a man to make his new wife feel like a queen. But he is entitled to one day of bederfment. Describe how you will bederf him. (we don’t want any details of the bedroom antics...unless you want to describe those!)

Mmmmmmm.... LOL He knows the answer very well to that question LOl. Let's leave it at that *giggle*

9) You win the lotto. What do you do with the money?

Wow! Every humans dream... Mmmm... I know they always say charity comes first.... So after that.... Around Africa in 80 days maybe?... Obviously with some good security, but I always wanted to make my own documentary about "Around Africa in 80 days". Dangerous I know, but life changing for sure!

-I also like some investments, that lotto money will NOT last forever unless you invest some of it at least

10) Can I tag along and do a written account of the journey? YES? Asante! Describe your experience on this blog.

Awwww. I totally LOVE IT, You have been so sweet and helped me so much with publicity, BUT not just that, it's fun being interviewed and getting to share some new thoughts and questions that I know my Team Adele wants to hear... Thank You for that! Asante! Asante!

11) What were your inital thoughts when I approached you the first time about appearing on my blog?

LOL.. mmmmm... I first did a whole back ground check of your life..... LOL , nah just kidding, did I get you there? I read your previous blogs, liked what I saw and really wanted to participate in this for me and also help you get more views on your blog, why? just because I care!

12) Why haven’t you become a follower of the blog?

Am I in trouble now? ......... I love it I really do. To be honest I just need to make time for it, BUT you most welcome to post your blog's link every single day on my wall wherever and I'll return the favour

And Finally...

13) What is the deal with you and posting pictures of half naked men who are participating in Mr South Africa on your page? And why are you supporting Rudi?

HAHAHAHAHA! LOL. Rudi's journey ahs also been a looooong one, I think also like 5 months just like the FHM competition. I knew how HARD it was to make it somewhere and how much dedication and work had to go in a campaign like that, believe me it's not all fun and games and looking pretty hot, you have to work your ass off to get somewhere and to be noticed! I believed that he had the potential to be Mr. SA 2012, he had it in him and he worked very hard, so I just tried to help by also posting now and then when I had the chance to, to help better his chances.

As mentioned before, always reach out and help others first, you will succeed then, eventually! Patience is a virtue and all good things happens with the right timing!

ASANTE JONATHAN ASANTE!

Ms Coetzee is currently garnering votes for the FHM Top 100 Woman in the World 2012 campaign. I vote everyday. So should you. And Adela...if you ever need a publicity platform for your young up and coming models...you know how to get hold of me and you know my selection criteria.

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

Of course my eyes are my best feature in this picture. 

Wild Boys.

Salamu

When I lived in Dubai I worked with a rather large individual who used to play European Style American  Football. Because of this he was a bit besotted with the American version of the sport. 

Because this was so accessible in Dubai I also became a fan and am very partial to the Denver Bronco's, Dallas Cowboys and the Cincinnati Bengals (I just wish that one of these teams would make the Super Bowel in my lifetime). 

My colleges teams were the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Indianapolis Colts, but his real passion lay in College Football. 

Superman changed a lot since his return from Krypton.

I could never understand this...why be more partial to a bunch of kids who are learning their trade throwing around the pig skin over guys like Reggie Bush or Eli Manning? I mean  do you see college kids DALAing Kim Kardashian? Mind you...you don't see Reggie Bush waxing that ass either. 

We digress, the point I was trying to make is that I never could understand his obsession with the College level of the game. Until now. 

My cousin is in high school here in sunny Durban and he plays rugby for one of the top rugby schools in the country. I went and watched him play twice now and have found that I am as big a fan of the school boy game then of mainstream rugby. The pride and passion of the boys is very infectious. I even find myself looking forward to the next Westville Boys fixture when I drive past the school. 

When I watched their opening fixture against Glenwood the whole school came out to support the team. There were bands, war cries and proud parents shouting their boys on as well as giving each other a bit of shit on the side lines. 

I realised that I missed that at school. Don't get me wrong, I loved my high school rugby career, but if we got 100 people to watch us and cheer us on it was a lot. If i could go back and change anything it would be getting more people to come and watch me play rugby at high school. 

I now find myself agreeing with my work college that junior levels of the game can be just as exciting if not more so then the real thing. 

GO WESTVILLE!

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

The nature of women?

Salamu.

I have written about the nature of women in the past. But a comment from my good friend Candice Richards prompted me to try and write about this again. 

I must post a disclaimer that I am by no means an expert in this field and these are just summations and not gospel as to how women act. 

I was reading her blog post about funny things which happen in the gym and it got me thinking about how women conduct themselves in the change room. I might be digging a hole here for myself writing this and giving the blog world a good reason to call me a pervert. But I needed clarification on an issue. 

In the mens change rooms, the men are very proud to walk around the whole change room naked for the greatest amount of time possible. i have even seen people having full on 30 minute conversations with each other naked. So I wondered if the women conducted themselves in the same way. 

I asked this of Candice and she gave me the famous Angle Dickinson quote: "I dress for women and I undress for men." 

It says a lot about the nature of women and their bitchiness with each other. I really thought that women would be more compassionate with each other when it comes to this because of the whole beauty is skin deep crusade that women love to go on. 

So then is this all smoke and mirror tactics to hide the real agenda of women which is that they will be as bitchy as hell to their own kind? 

I actually think that this goes on more then women will care to admit. And there have been studies done about this by the Times of India. A classic example is that if a woman who is slim, good looking, dressed to the nines and has the ability to turn men's heads, walks past a group of relatively good looking women. The will get out the daggers and start calling her every name under the sun. 

If a similar situation had to happen to a group of guys they would just look at him and then carry on their conversation. 

So even in their ignorance and one dimensional thinking (as women like to put it) a man does less damage then a woman does.

But why do women do this? I would really like to know. 

I think it comes down to the fact that women by nature are one dimensional in that they cant adapt to changes in a pack environment. they surround themselves with friends who are similar to them and share similar interests who will even attract similar men. As soon as another girl comes around who has the ability to attract one of their men or a man she likes that girl becomes a threat to the pack and therefore a threat. 

This was confirmed by a friend of mine at a gym in JHB who is as fit as a butchers dog but goes to gym twice a day seven days a week. I asked her why she does it pointing out that she is a good looking girl. she said to me its because normal girls have to compete with these 'Barbie Girls' for men. 

It also comes down to women cant survive without the pack so they will guard their pack viciously. When a woman is down in the dumps she has her friends, when she is happy she has her friends. 

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

That bitch mustn't think she can come here and be all sassy and sexy and shit.

Controlling Your Anger!

Salamu

So after my pleasurable post yesterday with my favorite girl from Pretoria and her delectable friend from Cape Town we move onto more serious matters. 

For those who have not read it yet have a gander below it is worth a read. 

Onto more serious matters...I was watching Trevor Noah's latest offering the other night and what makes him funny is that he can get into the essence of South African culture and make it so true. In one of his skits he says: "Its funny how South Africa works. When the rest of the world finds a trend and turns left...South Africa will decide to rebel and go right and tell the rest of the world that they will meet them there!"

This perfectly illustrates that we are a different breed. South Africa are not world leading in many things, but one aspect we are world leading in is venting out anger. 

Alexandra Township in Johannesburg...residents are pissed off that services that were promised to them by the City of Johannesburg are not being delivered. What do they do, they burn cars, burn tires and swing cactus plants. Have you ever been so angry that you swing a cactus? 

This though you can understand.When someone promises you something that is supposed to better your life and they don't deliver, then people are going to get well iggy. Like I said, I have been to one of these service delivery protests and the tension at these things is so fragile that the slightest ignighter will cause serious shit to go down.

A video of a taxi driver laying the smackdown on an arrogant pedestrian has gone viral on the net. have a look at the clip below...

In the video a taxi is driving at the bottom of the screen. A pedestrian arrogantly walks and cuts in front of it and walks onto the pavement. The taxi driver got so pissed off with this that he ramped the pavement and drove into the guy trapping his leg under his front wheel. He then reverses and gets back on the road. he drives a few metres, stops the taxi, puts his hazard lights on and then gets out the taxi to kick the shit out of the guy who is now on his feet. He then drives off. The Star newspaper led with it today and said that the driver is from Bloemfontein and appeared in the Magistrates Court, but was later released. 

Listen I have to deal with son of a bitch pedestrians like the guy in this video every day, but I dont try and run him over and I don't try and lay the smackdown on him. I swear at him, and his mother, and his sister, and his kids, and his dog...cat...fish whatever, but I dont lay the smackdown on him. 

But this does not mean it is limited to South Africa. Reading the latest FHM it details a riot in Tottenham England where an IKEA Store held a midnight sale where couches were on sale for 45 Pounds. 2 500 people qued up and broke down the doors of the store. Eventually after an hour of rioting the staff got the doors closed to stop more people from coming in, but they still had to call the riot police because punters in the store were laying the smackdown on each other.

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

Model Pleasure!

Salamu

As much as men try to work out women it will never happen. they are just wired differently then us. We think up here and women think a few notches higher then us.

I know I know...there are a lot of men around the world gasping at horror at my statement. some might be even jumping up and down getting red in the face calling me a traitor.

But a person who can make the most dominant intelligent man go weak at the knees and turn his brain to porrige thinks better then us! Case closed.

Below is a case in point. A while back I previewed the beautiful...sensual...amazing Adele Coetzee on this blog. And the response was AMAZING!

Nothing like a beautiful Asian girl I say

But what is better then one model? TWO! For the first time in my life I have been involved in a threesome where I didnt have to get the girls pissed to agree to it. But unfortunaltely it was me interviewing two models. No DALAING occurred!

Mabibi na Mabwana...please enjoy the interview with the lovely Adele Coetzee and the equally attractive and amazingly funky Cee Baily

1)You are both competing against some serious opposition in the Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World. What sets you apart from the rest? 

Both in uniuson: yes we are haha...

CEE BAILY: I think its our uniqueness and the way we deliver our voting lines to people to vote for us. Haha it gives us the funny but edgy sex appeal look. I mean we look different -- well I know I do-- and the way we deliver the pictures are also different so i guess thats what sets us apart... what you think adele.

ADELE: I totally agree with Cee, we are both different and unique in our own little way; we also go that extra mile to do things the way we think is best. I think taking risks gets you there faster, even if it's with your eyes closed eventually you will get your gratitude (if I can put it that way)


2)What makes you sexier then each other?


CEE BAILY: Hahaha I love the way adele went for the topless shoots super hot and graphic art wow amazing. She has the most stunning body ever...me i dunno hahahah

ADELE: Hahaha don't be silly girl. Cee you are beyond unique and sexy in your own way and know how to keep it classy, yes I love my implied nudes now and then hahaha( risk taker). then I can say I've been there done that. But I must say Cee's latest shoot makes the rest of us look bad. Sexier than each other ? mmm... Can't we both share the sexy title?  PS: psst they were never entirely topless you know LOl *blush face*

Rocking the Innocent look works for me!

3)If you had to compete in a celebrity death match against each other (in sexy underwear of course) who would win and why? 


CEE BAILY: Agh hahah we both would shes got the fierceness me I have the asian persuasion wink wink hahaha lol but we both would win dude we both HOT!

ADELE: hahahah I like your thinking Cee  hahaha girl power! Good combo


4) I'm thinking Bruce Lee's yellow tracksuit from Game of Death would look awesome on you Cee. Speaking of Asian Persuasion, somehow Janet Jackson's FEEDBACK springs to mind.Who should take control in the bedroom? Your man or you? 


CEE BAILY: Definitely the man...I think my boyfriend would agree and you.  Adele... who would , do you think?

ADELE: mmmm... hahaha to be honest why not both? Relationships are 50/50 equals 110% after all hehe


5) Mandoza sang a song about 50/50. I wonder if he is still alive! Who do you think is the sexiest woman in the world and why? [please exclude yourselves from this one ladies]

CEE BAILY: Love the brackets damn coz I was gonna nominate me haah no for me it has to be Cameron Diaz. She is super sexy, super stunning and her personality shines through and that is what sets her apart.

ADELE: Nice answer Cee girl mmmm... For me it must be between Angelina Jolie, yes she might look anorexia and blah blah blah, but she still remains SUPER HOT and boy oh boy sex appeal, she really makes us look bad hehehe... If I was allowed to nominate more than one, I would also go for Kate Beckinsale- Underworld rocks & what a natural!


6)Say you were both single. What would I need to do to impress the hell out of you?

CEE BAILY: Um hahaha Adele any input...hahaha me I think it would be the confidence and the way you present yourself and your personality...but looks is a bonus but personality for me.

ADELE: hahah Cee didn't you mention in the latest FHM, "fulll lips = jackpot" (I Quote) ? hehe mwah .. Yes I agree with Cee, personality is key, confidence is sexy! And intelligence is JACKPOT! The rest of the important small things that matters will follow...

7) Making notes here...um sorry...where were we! Flowers and Chocolates or a Riding Crop and thigh length riding boots?

CEE BAILY: flowers and chocolates... I am an old romantis.

ADELE: hahaha Sweet! Yes... woman appreciate small things now and then and quickies keeps the romance going too LOL. I'm NOT a gold digger, I appreciate having my man around in a good mood that's super cool and lovable!

Some Quickies (we love those)
8)Dining: Italian or Indian? 

CEE BAILY: Italian ey for me hahahaaha love my pasta.

ADELE: mmm I love my chilly food nom nom.. So it must be Indian, we usually go for tranne and extra HOT of coz yummy

9)Drinking: Vodka or Sambuca?

CEE BAILY: Eww! I hate vodka so I'll go with sambuca.

ADELE: Eeeuw want to see me really sick? When I read this , I just got this horrible taste in my mouth, never ever Sambuca , no thanks! Vodka mmm, depends with what it's served.. Orange juice yup!

10)Dark and White! Nothing wrong! First Date: Dinner and Movies or Picnic in the park?

CEE BAILY: Awww dinner and movies duh! haha

ADELE: Yea Cee, love it! Can dinner and Monte Casino theatre count? lol

11)Dating: Ten Pin Bowling or Miniature Golf?

CEE BAILY: Hahahaha Adele Ill take you ten pin bowling for our date hahaha.

ADELE: Hahaha OK deal, don't think I've ever done that before, I played adventure/miniature golf a million times! hehe

12)Lady love as well! LOVELY! Driving: German Engineering or American Muscle?

CEE BAILY: Definately American Muscle...sexiest ever.

ADELE: Totally agree with Cee, Americano for sure! wroem wroem!.

13) *face palm shaking his head* Adele....cars go Vroem not Wroem (unless you are in the former Soviet Republic) that's why men don't trust women with their cars! Driving: Japanese Reliability or Italian Elegance? 

CEE: Jap ALL THE WAY hahaha I think Adele love me for me.

ADELE: OK OK OK... hahaha It's Jap all the way, *peace*. We are still talking about cars right? LOL

14) THE ASIANS TAKE IT PEOPLE! Men: Hugh Jackman or Sam Worthington?

CEE BAILY: Ooohhh tricky one hmmmmm hugh jackman.

ADELE: Hugh Jackman does he come with the metal? ahwooooooooooooo then!


15)Movies: Titanic or Sleepless in Seattle? 

CEE BAILY: Titanic how can you not love that movie

ADELE: Legendary, I was actually talking about it this past weekend, in the mood for some good golden oldies (not that it's that old)

16) Vomits in his mouth. Titanic? REALLY! Ladies stock just decreased a notch! Books: Mills & Boon or Jodi Picould? 

CEE : Love Jodi Picould
ADELE: mmm... Dean Koontz? Peter F Hamilton?

17) You have redeemed yourself by avoiding 'housewife porn' [ Mills & Boon] Movies? Can you watch a horror to impress your man? Yes or No? 

CEE: HELL YES!!!! I love my horrors

ADELE: hahah ofcoz, i'm the one always begging to watch them and feeling sorry afterwards LOL

18)Movies: a) Do you fall into his arms during these movies or b) Do you have to contend with him hanging onto you? 

CEE: Hahah if I tell you I think my future hubby would be in the gutter and im joking! I tend to fall into his muscle arms ahahah

ADELE: Hahah as mentioned before I'm always big mouth when it comes to a horror, but afterwards I'm cuddling like a koala bear against a tree and making sure every single light is on in the house, hehe *blush face*

19)Dating: On which date is it acceptable for a girl to get absolutely hammered in front of her man? Does he get “sexy time” when this happens? 

CEE: Agh ahhahha!!! Hammered in front of her man? Wow Adele any thoughts I'm bumed for this one....hahaha and to the last part no ways... well actually I don't know ... Ill leave this one for miss sexy there haahaha!

ADELE: Hahaha Ms. Cee how can you not know hahaha, I think It's a case of... of coz yes...well maybe sometimes... definitely maybe... no mmm I think so..... wait I KNOW! LOL  Case closed!!!!

Not much more can be said about these beauties! EXCEPT THAT THEY NEED YOUR VOTES! Both are in the running for the FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World. And Cee Baily was not in my original list. Bust she has just bumped out Maxell Lerm (sorry luv) and has reduced Megan Fox to fourth. Cee Baily takes Third!

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

   

Beautiful Girls

Salamu

It is time to once again make your voice heard and to vote for the 100 sexiest women in the world again. 

Ever since FHM came out in South Africa I have been a fan of the concept of the poll. I can remember my mad love for women like Denise Richards, Rachel Weisz, Pamela Anderson, Drew Barrymore (yum!!!!!DREW BARRYMORE!) and more recently Jessica Alba.

But now the young thunderkittens have taken over and boy can they purr. I actually get chills down my spine when thinking of some of these hotties. 

But before we carry on a disclaimer: YES ELEANOR I AM AWARE THAT WHAT I AM DOING IS JUST SLIGHTLY DEGRADING AND IT IS POSSIBLY A REASON WHY I AM SINGLE. BUT DON'T ACT ALL INNOCENT LIKE YOU DONT GO GAGA FOR RYAN REYNOLDS! NUFF SAID! 

Where were we. Ah yes. So I must submit my Top 10 and will give a bit of commentary on some of them.

My number one pick is Scarlett Johansson. She is like my dream girl. She is sassy, lithe, good looking and intelligent. Watching her in Iron Man Two blew my mind. watching her strut those high heels and then rock those leather tights towards the end of the movie rocked my world!

My number Two is Adele Coetzee and fans of her must stay tuned to this blog for a surprise package next week. Hopefully it will push my hits over 20 000! 

Ms Megan Fox comes in at Number Three and although I am not a fan of these teenage crap movies, I watched Jennifer's Body just for Ms Fox. I then watched Jonah Hex to see Ms Fox and was left gobsmacked. 

Yes miss. Please come in and bite the shit out of me!

My number Six is former Queen Anne Boleyn Natalie Dormer. Lets just say that any girl who can make me remember her just by the smile on her face when she looks completely different from the first time I saw her says a lot about her! 

My number Seven was a predictable choice given my mad love for Blondes and Redheads. The only thing better then one smoking hot vampire is two smoking hot vampires. Ok Technically Anna Paquin hasnt been turned yet. But my number seven pick Deborah Ann Woll (Jessica Hamby in True Blood) will like Dormer have the ability for me to recognize her even if she looks completely different. I have mad love for her!

My numbers Nine and Ten are two local lasses Roxy Burger and Maxzell Lerm. I actually studied with Burger at RAU and she is a super girl. Really down to earth and smoking hot. a guys dream. 

So my mad love for read heads seems to be petering out into nothingness with only one in the top 10. There are four blondes and four raven haired beauties. Maybe I am growing up.

Lets end with a blonde joke shall we:

A blonde was driving down a country road when she looked to the side and saw another blonde in a deserted field with no water in sight rowing a boat. Furious the blonde girl stops the car and screams to the other blonde "Are you bladdy stupid! why are you rowing, you are getting nowhere! Its blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim Id come out there and f##k you up!"

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

Word of the Day

Salamu

Most words are supplied by Urban Dictionary found at www.urbandictionary.com

I have seriously been neglecting these posts. But watching one of the favorite Bond movies today -- Licence to Kill -- inspired me back into it. 

I love the Spaniards and the Latin Americans their mannerisms are amusing and their slang is even better. 

Word: Borracho

Mexican or Chicano slang for a drunkard.Often this person does something very stupid that embarasses him.

Application: Look at Borracho trying to sing like Tom Jones. someone needs to bust a cap in his ass esse!

Word: Borracha

Is an adjetive used for a female as drunk 

Word: Borrachata

A drunk chica (female) that hears, and is dancing to, bachata music that's playing in her head

Now I never heard of or knew what it is. I know Reggaeton (and love it) but not Bachata.

Basically it is love music which often includes heartbreak and sadness. So basically Celene Deon in Español the shit I used to listen to when I broke up with Jessica. ¡Ay, caramba!

One of the top  Bachata songs at the moment is Xtreme's Te Extrano. 

	Xtreme - Xtreme - 2005 - Te Extraño - .mp3
	Found at bee mp3 search engine

Slit your wrist music.

Word: Esse

A mexican version of the word "nigga". this only applies to mexicans.

"watup esse, so we chillin tonite homes?" 

"i'ma cut u up esse, i'ma kill u fool"

There is person who is working with us at the moment and he is my senior. He is very unbearable and is a complete rash. I have never felt like punching someone in the dace more then I have felt this week. 

What makes it worse is that he is a slob. he wears one set of clothes the whole week and he doesnt even try and brush his hair to make himself look presentable. He looks like a complete hobo. 

He is quite famous in Namibia (South Africa's NAM) for taking his sleeping bag out and sleeping in the park because he didnt bother to make a booking for a hotel room. 

He is also homosexual so we have invented our own word: Hobosexual

This is actually an anti gay person because every gay person I know are the cleanest people on earth and really look after themselves. 

Its FHM Top 100 Sexiest Woman in the world time again. And those who are a fan of my favorite up and coming South African model Adele Coetzee are in for a treat next week. watch this space 

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!