Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Model Pleasure!


Salamu



As much as men try to work out women it will never happen. they are just wired differently then us. We think up here and women think a few notches higher then us.

I know I know...there are a lot of men around the world gasping at horror at my statement. some might be even jumping up and down getting red in the face calling me a traitor.

But a person who can make the most dominant intelligent man go weak at the knees and turn his brain to porrige thinks better then us! Case closed.

Below is a case in point. A while back I previewed the beautiful...sensual...amazing Adele Coetzee on this blog. And the response was AMAZING!

Nothing like a beautiful Asian girl I say
But what is better then one model? TWO! For the first time in my life I have been involved in a threesome where I didnt have to get the girls pissed to agree to it. But unfortunaltely it was me interviewing two models. No DALAING occurred!

Mabibi na Mabwana...please enjoy the interview with the lovely Adele Coetzee and the equally attractive and amazingly funky Cee Baily

1)You are both competing against some serious opposition in the Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World. What sets you apart from the rest? 

Both in uniuson: yes we are haha...

CEE BAILY: I think its our uniqueness and the way we deliver our voting lines to people to vote for us. Haha it gives us the funny but edgy sex appeal look. I mean we look different -- well I know I do-- and the way we deliver the pictures are also different so i guess thats what sets us apart... what you think adele.

ADELE: I totally agree with Cee, we are both different and unique in our own little way; we also go that extra mile to do things the way we think is best. I think taking risks gets you there faster, even if it's with your eyes closed eventually you will get your gratitude (if I can put it that way)


2)What makes you sexier then each other?


CEE BAILY: Hahaha I love the way adele went for the topless shoots super hot and graphic art wow amazing. She has the most stunning body ever...me i dunno hahahah

ADELE: Hahaha don't be silly girl. Cee you are beyond unique and sexy in your own way and know how to keep it classy, yes I love my implied nudes now and then hahaha( risk taker). then I can say I've been there done that. But I must say Cee's latest shoot makes the rest of us look bad. Sexier than each other ? mmm... Can't we both share the sexy title?  PS: psst they were never entirely topless you know LOl *blush face*


Rocking the Innocent look works for me!
3)If you had to compete in a celebrity death match against each other (in sexy underwear of course) who would win and why? 


CEE BAILY: Agh hahah we both would shes got the fierceness me I have the asian persuasion wink wink hahaha lol but we both would win dude we both HOT!

ADELE: hahahah I like your thinking Cee  hahaha girl power! Good combo


4) I'm thinking Bruce Lee's yellow tracksuit from Game of Death would look awesome on you Cee. Speaking of Asian Persuasion, somehow Janet Jackson's FEEDBACK springs to mind.Who should take control in the bedroom? Your man or you? 


CEE BAILY: Definitely the man...I think my boyfriend would agree and you.  Adele... who would , do you think?

ADELE: mmmm... hahaha to be honest why not both? Relationships are 50/50 equals 110% after all hehe


5) Mandoza sang a song about 50/50. I wonder if he is still alive! Who do you think is the sexiest woman in the world and why? [please exclude yourselves from this one ladies]

CEE BAILY: Love the brackets damn coz I was gonna nominate me haah no for me it has to be Cameron Diaz. She is super sexy, super stunning and her personality shines through and that is what sets her apart.

ADELE: Nice answer Cee girl mmmm... For me it must be between Angelina Jolie, yes she might look anorexia and blah blah blah, but she still remains SUPER HOT and boy oh boy sex appeal, she really makes us look bad hehehe... If I was allowed to nominate more than one, I would also go for Kate Beckinsale- Underworld rocks & what a natural!


6)Say you were both single. What would I need to do to impress the hell out of you?

CEE BAILY: Um hahaha Adele any input...hahaha me I think it would be the confidence and the way you present yourself and your personality...but looks is a bonus but personality for me.

ADELE: hahah Cee didn't you mention in the latest FHM, "fulll lips = jackpot" (I Quote) ? hehe mwah .. Yes I agree with Cee, personality is key, confidence is sexy! And intelligence is JACKPOT! The rest of the important small things that matters will follow...

7) Making notes here...um sorry...where were we! Flowers and Chocolates or a Riding Crop and thigh length riding boots?

CEE BAILY: flowers and chocolates... I am an old romantis.

ADELE: hahaha Sweet! Yes... woman appreciate small things now and then and quickies keeps the romance going too LOL. I'm NOT a gold digger, I appreciate having my man around in a good mood that's super cool and lovable!

Some Quickies (we love those)
8)Dining: Italian or Indian? 

CEE BAILY: Italian ey for me hahahaaha love my pasta.

ADELE: mmm I love my chilly food nom nom.. So it must be Indian, we usually go for tranne and extra HOT of coz yummy

9)Drinking: Vodka or Sambuca?

CEE BAILY: Eww! I hate vodka so I'll go with sambuca.

ADELE: Eeeuw want to see me really sick? When I read this , I just got this horrible taste in my mouth, never ever Sambuca , no thanks! Vodka mmm, depends with what it's served.. Orange juice yup!

10)Dark and White! Nothing wrong! First Date: Dinner and Movies or Picnic in the park?

CEE BAILY: Awww dinner and movies duh! haha

ADELE: Yea Cee, love it! Can dinner and Monte Casino theatre count? lol

11)Dating: Ten Pin Bowling or Miniature Golf?

CEE BAILY: Hahahaha Adele Ill take you ten pin bowling for our date hahaha.

ADELE: Hahaha OK deal, don't think I've ever done that before, I played adventure/miniature golf a million times! hehe

12)Lady love as well! LOVELY! Driving: German Engineering or American Muscle?

CEE BAILY: Definately American Muscle...sexiest ever.

ADELE: Totally agree with Cee, Americano for sure! wroem wroem!.

13) *face palm shaking his head* Adele....cars go Vroem not Wroem (unless you are in the former Soviet Republic) that's why men don't trust women with their cars! Driving: Japanese Reliability or Italian Elegance? 

CEE: Jap ALL THE WAY hahaha I think Adele love me for me.

ADELE: OK OK OK... hahaha It's Jap all the way, *peace*. We are still talking about cars right? LOL

14) THE ASIANS TAKE IT PEOPLE! Men: Hugh Jackman or Sam Worthington?

CEE BAILY: Ooohhh tricky one hmmmmm hugh jackman.

ADELE: Hugh Jackman does he come with the metal? ahwooooooooooooo then!


15)Movies: Titanic or Sleepless in Seattle? 

CEE BAILY: Titanic how can you not love that movie

ADELE: Legendary, I was actually talking about it this past weekend, in the mood for some good golden oldies (not that it's that old)

16) Vomits in his mouth. Titanic? REALLY! Ladies stock just decreased a notch! Books: Mills & Boon or Jodi Picould? 

CEE : Love Jodi Picould
ADELE: mmm... Dean Koontz? Peter F Hamilton?

17) You have redeemed yourself by avoiding 'housewife porn' [ Mills & Boon] Movies? Can you watch a horror to impress your man? Yes or No? 

CEE: HELL YES!!!! I love my horrors

ADELE: hahah ofcoz, i'm the one always begging to watch them and feeling sorry afterwards LOL

18)Movies: a) Do you fall into his arms during these movies or b) Do you have to contend with him hanging onto you? 

CEE: Hahah if I tell you I think my future hubby would be in the gutter and im joking! I tend to fall into his muscle arms ahahah

ADELE: Hahah as mentioned before I'm always big mouth when it comes to a horror, but afterwards I'm cuddling like a koala bear against a tree and making sure every single light is on in the house, hehe *blush face*

19)Dating: On which date is it acceptable for a girl to get absolutely hammered in front of her man? Does he get “sexy time” when this happens? 

CEE: Agh ahhahha!!! Hammered in front of her man? Wow Adele any thoughts I'm bumed for this one....hahaha and to the last part no ways... well actually I don't know ... Ill leave this one for miss sexy there haahaha!

ADELE: Hahaha Ms. Cee how can you not know hahaha, I think It's a case of... of coz yes...well maybe sometimes... definitely maybe... no mmm I think so..... wait I KNOW! LOL  Case closed!!!!

Not much more can be said about these beauties! EXCEPT THAT THEY NEED YOUR VOTES! Both are in the running for the FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World. And Cee Baily was not in my original list. Bust she has just bumped out Maxell Lerm (sorry luv) and has reduced Megan Fox to fourth. Cee Baily takes Third!


Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!


   


1 comment:

  1. hahahaha Jonathan. Youâ re bora ya bora! Pia classic. Siwezi kuacha laughing punda wangu off1 Vema. Lovit na mimi kueneza upendo kama sisi kusema .... mwah

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