How much Heroin can you buy for R143 445 000?

Salamu

To prove that I am not all about writing about strikingly beautiful women from our nation’s capital, I shall unpack the ridiculously high wages that football players earn.

It’s actually sickening, when I heard that Carlos Tevez was earning close to R1-million a week and was still pissing his pants when Roberto Mancini was telling him to do something I almost retched in my mouth.

I’m sorry, no matter how bad or how full of shit your boss is, when you are on that type of money you say: yes sir yes sir three bags full.

And at R4-million a month (R48-million a year) he doesn’t even make the top 10. But we will focus on the top five.

In at number  five is Ronaldinho which surprises me actually seeing as though he doesn’t grabbed the headlines in a long time and I don’t think he has scored a notable goal in a very very long time. But he earns R 707 400 000 a year.

In at number four is Kaka who was once one the top players in the world but is now Mesut Ozil and Sami Khedira’s bitch at Real Madrid. But he earns R786 000 000 a year to warm the bench.

Number three is the current best player in the world Lionel Messi. He could be earning a lot more then R 864 600 000 but he probably has a shit agent or he doesn’t like being in front of the camera. 

Number two is Cristiano Ronaldo who is still too feminine for my liking. Never the less, the amount of women that throw themselves at him is a disgrace and the camera loves him so he is able to earn R1 257 600 000 (that’s a billion Rand a year people.)

And last but not least we have Mr David Beckham his seems to be competing with Raul Meireles over who can be the thinnest looking  footballer in the world with kak tattoos on their arms. I’m sorry it just makes them look like they spend their entire month’s salary on Heroin. 

But how much Heroin can you by for R143 445 000? Well...R143 445 000 is $18 839 686. The street value of Heroin is $63/oz. Therefore for R143 445 000 you can buy 294 370 oz of Heroin. You can drug the whole of Johannesburg and Cape Town for the rest of existence on that monthly spend. 

But while we are focusing on how much heroin we can by with over R140-million/m we can easily forget that his yearly earnings is R 1 721 340 000

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

I can buy 294 370 oz of Heroin a month! Nice one gov!

Unearthing talent in the Nations Capital!

Salamu

During the Easter break I had the fortune of watching some schoolboy rugby at the Kearsney Easter Rugby Festival.

Pink is the new red in underwear!

And I came to the conclusion that the Pretooooooria Bokkies are the best looking girls in the world. My heart was racing while talking to a beautiful blonde with green eyes. I also came to the conclusion that they are very woes when it comes to "boeta se rugby" as in they were screaming louder then Ma en Pa vir Boeta or Liefie.

And just to prove I am not wrong I have unearthed yet another beautiful lady from the nations capital. But be warned men!!! Youll need  to be able to perform on call and have plenty of stamina with this one.
Mabibi na Mabwana .... Bi Monique Myburgh!

Question 1
So Monique. Because My blog fans are new to you. Please tell us a bit more about yourself, where you grew up, where you a demon child or an angel?

Im 23 years old and from Pretooooooria my whole life! Im down to earth, and take every second, minute, day as it come and try to make the best out of it. Lol, well i think it was a bit of both though, but don't regret one moment.

Question 2
Tell us something about yourself that we dont know. (remember this is going to be in the public space.)

Im a person that goes with the flow, like to social with my friends, and have a good time. Im a bit shy, but will work on that.

Adding elegance to a piece of crap engineering!

Question 3
Were you amazingly beautiful from young or did you blossom as you got older?

I think i went threw all the phases growing up.. lol.
Question 4

You realise there are a few randy teenage guys staring lustfully at your pictures right now. How do you feel about that?

*gives her shy smile and evil laugh* I think for every girl even men it is flattering when u been recognize by other people.

Question 5
Please describe your ideal holiday location and what would you do on this holiday?

I just love the tropical feeling of islands, havent been to many except Mauritius and that was fabulous, i would love to go to zanzibar, maldives, seychells, there are so many but would be just great to go to Bora Bora, i would just lay down in the sun, having a cocktail, do some scuba diving and just enjoying every moment with awsome people.

Question 6
Do you struggle to walk in shopping centres without turning a few heads?

We all just people at the end, and be honest i dont watch if people are watching me, so dont really know. lol

Question 7
Do you struggle to go out without a drunk guy trying their luck on you?

Boys will be boys... hahahahaha!

Question 8
How do you deal with drunk people hitting on you?

Well i just make it clear that im not interested,  sigh.... Alcohol does make a person a different person!

Quickies
Question 9
I remember a drunk night once when we almost got killed by Nigerians because a friend called them....never mind! Men: Hugh Jackman or Daniel Craig?

Daniel Craig

Question 10
One for Commander Bond...Cars: American Muscle or Italian Elegance?

Italian Elegance

Question 11
Woman: Who is sexier? Angelina Jolie or Scarlet Johanson?

They both are very sexy!! But if i must choose it will be Scarlet Johanson

Question 12
Blondes win it EVERY TIME! First Date: Ten Pin Bowling or Mini Golf?

I dont like either of them, but will go with Ten Pin Bowling

Question 13
Seems like size does matter...but moving swiftly on... Second Date: Dinner and Movies or Picnic in the park?

Picnic in the Park

Question 14
Dating: When is it acceptable to be a bit drunk in front of your man and does he get lucky that night?
Not every night, on occation out, but u still need to know were to draw the line.

Wow......I'd be happy getting lucky three times a week but Ill take every night! And Finally:

Question 15
What is the one secret about picking up girls that all men should know? And don’t give the stock standard “be confident answer” be creative please.

 dont try to brag to impress her. (its actually a turn off) Nothing beats a natural charm, and if it fails move on there is so much pretty ladies to choose from out there. Soos hulle in afrikaans se: "elke pot het n deksel."

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

Putting Great Legs to good use!

My Dream Holiday

Salamu

One of the questions which i asked my favorite bokkie from Pretoria in an interview with her got me thinking about my ideal holiday location.

If money was not an option (ie: lottery money) Id first go to the USA and watch the my three favorite NFL teams (the Cincinati Bengals, the Denver Broncos and the Dallas Cowboys in action), I would definately be making a pruchase of a stetson cowboy hat and maybe try and convince a good southern belle that I am the catch of the century.

Id then go to Kingston Jamaica where I would visit the Bob Marley museum and his house at Nine Mile St Annes.

But the main destination would be Havanna Cuba. Id book myself into the Hotel Nacional de Cuba which is situated in the centre of the city and has easy access to many historical sites.

The La Casa Restaurante comes highly recomended and I havent had good stewed rabbit in a long time.

But the main reason for going to Havana would be to drink Mojito's at cantina's such as La Floridita, Dos Hermanos and La Bodeguita del Medio. This would also give me a chance to try my luck with the cubano lasses if I am not successful with convincing a texan girl to relocate to South Africa.

There is something about latino woman that fires me up. Perhaps its their gritty voices, maybe its the potential to have sweet nothings whispered into my ear in spanish, or maybe its the fact that they have all of the right curves in the right places.

On the cards would be a visit to my mate Fidel Castro's cocahina farm. A friend of mine that I used to work with in Dubai showed me pictures of him at the entrance to the farm proudly holding an AK47.

From there I would make a stopover at the Zambezi Sun where I can sip Mosi Lager while watching habeed try jump the border at the Mosi-oa-Tunya.

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

New Faces on the Blog

Salamu

I have honestly missed my calling in life.

I have slaved my whole life in an industry which is great but at times unrewarding. But working with my girl Adele Coetzee and now her Jedi students I feel I am honour bound to uplift these girls and give them a platform to promote themselves.

Baby let me be...your little teddy bear

Mabibi na Mabwana...I give you proud neck breaker and friend of bouncers around Hatfield....Janine Princess Lila

Question 1
So Janine. Because My blog fans are new to you. Please tell us a bit more about yourself, where you grew up, where you a demon child or an angel?

- I was born in Pretoria Im 23. I am down to earth,i live every day to the fullest . Nothing comes easy ...I am a genuine person who always speak the truth! If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. Im crazy about my man Gerhard, aside from my mom  Gerhard has kept me motivated. I was an Angel Child for sure

Question 2
What’s it like working with Adele?

- Adele is an amazing FRIEND and stunning lady to work with, she is down to earth and keeps me positive…. Doing my shoot with her is so relaxed and fun!! She REALLY helps you with your confidance.

Question 3
What motivated you to go into modelling?

- Honestly Adele called me one day to do a PROMO for her at the News Café Wonderboom, Since then I have loved the camera.. She and Petit Fleur Photography helped and motivated me so much!

Question 4
What do you hope to achieve in modelling?

- To be a successful one, to model for Clothing companys etc.. and to inspire younger Ladys not to be shy but show off what God gave them.

Proud Neck Breaker

Question 5
Do you struggle to walk in shopping centres without turning a few heads?

- LOL no not at all… we are all humans after all. “we don’t turn heads , we Break necks heheh”

Question 6
Do you struggle to go out without a drunk guy trying their luck on you?

- Nope there im lucky to have amazing Bouncer’s hehe really good friends who always look out for me! My Fav one is : Reinhardt Janse van Rensburg


Question 7
How do you deal with drunk people hitting on you?

- lol well I do get a lot of that but I do make it clear that I am taken and very happy

Quickies
Question 8
Food: Italian or Indian?

- Italian is ALWAYS GOOD

Question 9
Cars: American Muscle or Italian Elegance?

- American Muscle of course

Question 10
Cars: German Engineering or Japanese Reliability?

- German Engineering

Question 11
First Date: Ten Pin Bowling or Mini Golf?

- Mini Golf

Question 12
Second Date
Dinner and Movies or Picnic in the park?

- Dinner and Movies

Question 13
Dating: When is it acceptable to be dead drunk in front of your man and does he get lucky that night?

- Its never acceptable to be dead drunk , a lady should have reputation to live up to, and its low of a woman to be drunk.

And Finally:
Question 14
What is the one secret about picking up girls that all men should know? And don’t give the stock standard “be confident answer” be creative please.

- Don’t do pick ups at a bar or Club.

Taking on the world making one man lose their mind at a time!

Now for some input from her Jedi Master Adele Coetzee.

What is it like working with Janine Princess Lila
- Janine is an amazing person, she's shy at some points, BUT that's totally adorable and that's what makes her a perfect unique individual. She has a heart of gold and she's really a pleasure to work with. She's really not just a pretty face. Love you Janine

How do you two plan to take on the world?

- Oh you just wait and see, this is only the beginning, we just getting warmed-up, watch this space! Nothing is impossible- If you can see it then you can do it and WE CAN DO THIS!


Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

Proving models have brains. A hard task indeed!

Salamu

Who said nerds were unattractive?

I have been getting a lot of flack from my self appointed moral unit (ie: really good female friends of mine who are like sisters to me) who are questioning my motives behind giving my favourite model friends so much publicity on the blogs.

Some have even gone as far as saying models are airheads and I am only giving them publicity because of their looks. Well...I approached my favourite Pretoria bokkie Adele Coetzee to disprove this theory.

1) Give us an update on your life since your epic campaign in the FHM Top Model Search. 

Well well... What a journey that has been, it totally made a huge difference in my life. I met so many wonderful people, made so many new friends and got a lot of exposure. I had to force my way back into daily work again 110% after that, which I did. I'm now focussing on photography I am also a make-up artist, I love capturing beautiful moments. I will also be opening a modelling and deportment school for young ladies & gents soon. I believe with what I've learnt over the last few years it's time to give others that same opportunities and skills and also help make a difference in their life's.

2) What lessons did you learn from that adventure?

WOW! Just to be the better person, I had so many "haters", people reporting you, people criticizing you, did that bother me? NOT AT ALL. I also learnt that what you give, you receive back. I always stayed humble and true to myself and my supporters.

3) How are you feeling about life at the moment?

OH WOW! I love life and all the positive things in it. I believe not to waste a second and live it like there's no tomorrow!

4) What current projects do you have on the go at the moment?

In the modelling world?: I'm currently trying to make the FHM Top 100 Sexiest Woman in The World Top 100 babes ( Long title I know, LOL). I don't really care what number I am, it will be an honour just to make the cut.

As for business: I'm focusing on helping other potential upcoming models make it in this tough industry, doing several photo shoots, this time I'm behind the camera, also working on several modelling skills with them. IT'S SO MUCH FUN!

Pink, it's my new obsession, yeah 
Pink, it's not even a question 

5) What do you plan to do with your life when modelling is not an option any more?

I know! Do you really have to say it? We all going to be all wrinkled and old soon LOL. I want to at least then look back and say DAMN, I lived my life! Now I can retire and move to Cape Town LOL

6) What projects do you have ongoing that helps young aspiring models?

As mentioned before, I'm into photography now as well and will be opening a modelling and deportment school. It's time to help other aspiring models, give them necessary platforms to build their brand and better their chances of making it somewhere soon. I help build confidence, confidence is always key and so sexy!

Adela...if you ever need a publicity platform for your young up and coming models...you know how to get hold of me and you know my selection criteria.

Surprise Questions....
7) Your husband gives you honeymoon plans for Mexico, Jamaica, Mauritius, China, Japan and Brazil. Which do you choose and why?

Mmmmm... Definitely NOT Mauritius, it's waaaay over rated, also not Japan or China- way too crowded, Jamaica mmmm... not too bad, heard it has beautiful holiday resorts. BUT maybe maybe Brazil, Rio, obviously the nice side of town, LOL....

BUT can I recommend my favourite place? My dream holiday destination, sigh! ZANZIBAR! Oh how badly I wish to visit that place some day soon. Go deep sea diving and snorkelling and enjoy the breeze on the beach while eating lobster or my fav prawns with lots of garlic and lemon, LOL. (Honeymoon material)

8) Now a honeymoon is a time for a man to make his new wife feel like a queen. But he is entitled to one day of bederfment. Describe how you will bederf him. (we don’t want any details of the bedroom antics...unless you want to describe those!)

Mmmmmmm.... LOL He knows the answer very well to that question LOl. Let's leave it at that *giggle*

9) You win the lotto. What do you do with the money?

Wow! Every humans dream... Mmmm... I know they always say charity comes first.... So after that.... Around Africa in 80 days maybe?... Obviously with some good security, but I always wanted to make my own documentary about "Around Africa in 80 days". Dangerous I know, but life changing for sure!

-I also like some investments, that lotto money will NOT last forever unless you invest some of it at least

10) Can I tag along and do a written account of the journey? YES? Asante! Describe your experience on this blog.

Awwww. I totally LOVE IT, You have been so sweet and helped me so much with publicity, BUT not just that, it's fun being interviewed and getting to share some new thoughts and questions that I know my Team Adele wants to hear... Thank You for that! Asante! Asante!

11) What were your inital thoughts when I approached you the first time about appearing on my blog?

LOL.. mmmmm... I first did a whole back ground check of your life..... LOL , nah just kidding, did I get you there? I read your previous blogs, liked what I saw and really wanted to participate in this for me and also help you get more views on your blog, why? just because I care!

12) Why haven’t you become a follower of the blog?

Am I in trouble now? ......... I love it I really do. To be honest I just need to make time for it, BUT you most welcome to post your blog's link every single day on my wall wherever and I'll return the favour

And Finally...

13) What is the deal with you and posting pictures of half naked men who are participating in Mr South Africa on your page? And why are you supporting Rudi?

HAHAHAHAHA! LOL. Rudi's journey ahs also been a looooong one, I think also like 5 months just like the FHM competition. I knew how HARD it was to make it somewhere and how much dedication and work had to go in a campaign like that, believe me it's not all fun and games and looking pretty hot, you have to work your ass off to get somewhere and to be noticed! I believed that he had the potential to be Mr. SA 2012, he had it in him and he worked very hard, so I just tried to help by also posting now and then when I had the chance to, to help better his chances.

As mentioned before, always reach out and help others first, you will succeed then, eventually! Patience is a virtue and all good things happens with the right timing!

ASANTE JONATHAN ASANTE!

Ms Coetzee is currently garnering votes for the FHM Top 100 Woman in the World 2012 campaign. I vote everyday. So should you. And Adela...if you ever need a publicity platform for your young up and coming models...you know how to get hold of me and you know my selection criteria.

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

Of course my eyes are my best feature in this picture. 

Wild Boys.

Salamu

When I lived in Dubai I worked with a rather large individual who used to play European Style American  Football. Because of this he was a bit besotted with the American version of the sport. 

Because this was so accessible in Dubai I also became a fan and am very partial to the Denver Bronco's, Dallas Cowboys and the Cincinnati Bengals (I just wish that one of these teams would make the Super Bowel in my lifetime). 

My colleges teams were the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Indianapolis Colts, but his real passion lay in College Football. 

Superman changed a lot since his return from Krypton.

I could never understand this...why be more partial to a bunch of kids who are learning their trade throwing around the pig skin over guys like Reggie Bush or Eli Manning? I mean  do you see college kids DALAing Kim Kardashian? Mind you...you don't see Reggie Bush waxing that ass either. 

We digress, the point I was trying to make is that I never could understand his obsession with the College level of the game. Until now. 

My cousin is in high school here in sunny Durban and he plays rugby for one of the top rugby schools in the country. I went and watched him play twice now and have found that I am as big a fan of the school boy game then of mainstream rugby. The pride and passion of the boys is very infectious. I even find myself looking forward to the next Westville Boys fixture when I drive past the school. 

When I watched their opening fixture against Glenwood the whole school came out to support the team. There were bands, war cries and proud parents shouting their boys on as well as giving each other a bit of shit on the side lines. 

I realised that I missed that at school. Don't get me wrong, I loved my high school rugby career, but if we got 100 people to watch us and cheer us on it was a lot. If i could go back and change anything it would be getting more people to come and watch me play rugby at high school. 

I now find myself agreeing with my work college that junior levels of the game can be just as exciting if not more so then the real thing. 

GO WESTVILLE!

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

The nature of women?

Salamu.

I have written about the nature of women in the past. But a comment from my good friend Candice Richards prompted me to try and write about this again. 

I must post a disclaimer that I am by no means an expert in this field and these are just summations and not gospel as to how women act. 

I was reading her blog post about funny things which happen in the gym and it got me thinking about how women conduct themselves in the change room. I might be digging a hole here for myself writing this and giving the blog world a good reason to call me a pervert. But I needed clarification on an issue. 

In the mens change rooms, the men are very proud to walk around the whole change room naked for the greatest amount of time possible. i have even seen people having full on 30 minute conversations with each other naked. So I wondered if the women conducted themselves in the same way. 

I asked this of Candice and she gave me the famous Angle Dickinson quote: "I dress for women and I undress for men." 

It says a lot about the nature of women and their bitchiness with each other. I really thought that women would be more compassionate with each other when it comes to this because of the whole beauty is skin deep crusade that women love to go on. 

So then is this all smoke and mirror tactics to hide the real agenda of women which is that they will be as bitchy as hell to their own kind? 

I actually think that this goes on more then women will care to admit. And there have been studies done about this by the Times of India. A classic example is that if a woman who is slim, good looking, dressed to the nines and has the ability to turn men's heads, walks past a group of relatively good looking women. The will get out the daggers and start calling her every name under the sun. 

If a similar situation had to happen to a group of guys they would just look at him and then carry on their conversation. 

So even in their ignorance and one dimensional thinking (as women like to put it) a man does less damage then a woman does.

But why do women do this? I would really like to know. 

I think it comes down to the fact that women by nature are one dimensional in that they cant adapt to changes in a pack environment. they surround themselves with friends who are similar to them and share similar interests who will even attract similar men. As soon as another girl comes around who has the ability to attract one of their men or a man she likes that girl becomes a threat to the pack and therefore a threat. 

This was confirmed by a friend of mine at a gym in JHB who is as fit as a butchers dog but goes to gym twice a day seven days a week. I asked her why she does it pointing out that she is a good looking girl. she said to me its because normal girls have to compete with these 'Barbie Girls' for men. 

It also comes down to women cant survive without the pack so they will guard their pack viciously. When a woman is down in the dumps she has her friends, when she is happy she has her friends. 

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

That bitch mustn't think she can come here and be all sassy and sexy and shit.