How much Heroin can you buy for R143 445 000?

Salamu

To prove that I am not all about writing about strikingly beautiful women from our nation’s capital, I shall unpack the ridiculously high wages that football players earn.

It’s actually sickening, when I heard that Carlos Tevez was earning close to R1-million a week and was still pissing his pants when Roberto Mancini was telling him to do something I almost retched in my mouth.

I’m sorry, no matter how bad or how full of shit your boss is, when you are on that type of money you say: yes sir yes sir three bags full.

And at R4-million a month (R48-million a year) he doesn’t even make the top 10. But we will focus on the top five.

In at number  five is Ronaldinho which surprises me actually seeing as though he doesn’t grabbed the headlines in a long time and I don’t think he has scored a notable goal in a very very long time. But he earns R 707 400 000 a year.

In at number four is Kaka who was once one the top players in the world but is now Mesut Ozil and Sami Khedira’s bitch at Real Madrid. But he earns R786 000 000 a year to warm the bench.

Number three is the current best player in the world Lionel Messi. He could be earning a lot more then R 864 600 000 but he probably has a shit agent or he doesn’t like being in front of the camera. 

Number two is Cristiano Ronaldo who is still too feminine for my liking. Never the less, the amount of women that throw themselves at him is a disgrace and the camera loves him so he is able to earn R1 257 600 000 (that’s a billion Rand a year people.)

And last but not least we have Mr David Beckham his seems to be competing with Raul Meireles over who can be the thinnest looking  footballer in the world with kak tattoos on their arms. I’m sorry it just makes them look like they spend their entire month’s salary on Heroin. 

But how much Heroin can you by for R143 445 000? Well...R143 445 000 is $18 839 686. The street value of Heroin is $63/oz. Therefore for R143 445 000 you can buy 294 370 oz of Heroin. You can drug the whole of Johannesburg and Cape Town for the rest of existence on that monthly spend. 

But while we are focusing on how much heroin we can by with over R140-million/m we can easily forget that his yearly earnings is R 1 721 340 000

Mei jua daima kuwa kabla yenu, na vivuli nyuma yako!

I can buy 294 370 oz of Heroin a month! Nice one gov!