The End of Days is Nigh!

You heard it here people! Saturday the 21st of May is Judgment Day! Armageddon! The End of the World!

I cant say that you have heard it here first, because it has been all over the internet, radio, television, billboard signage's on freeways, almost every medium that people would access information have these warnings about them!

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! HONESTLY!

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Ever since the dawn of time people have been predicting the end of the world. In fact every generation lays claim to be the generation which will see the End of Days! And when the predicted date passes like any other day, all that happens is that normal people laugh at these doomsday prophets and spit in their faces!

There have been very few truly global doomsday prophets, but those that spring to mind (in order of appearance as they say in the movies) are Noah, the Mayans, Nostradamus, and the dude who started the whole Y2K story.

And only one of these people was right [in a way], which was Noah. Nostradamus said that the world would end in 1995 and now 11 years later we laugh at him, the dude who started the Y2K doomsday story said that come midnight on 31 December 1999 the whole world would be infected by a computer virus which would plunge the world back into the dark ages. which would lead to end of days, as we speak I am writing this blog post from my computer at my desk in an office which is run by computers.

Looking at the rationale behind the current crop of doomsday prophets, they claim to have calculated the date of the end of the world from descriptions in the Bible.

The Bible!

Now is this the same Bible which says that the Day of Judgment will come like a thief in the night? I'm not to sure what country the Doomsday Prophets live in...but where I come from, Deperado's don't leave me a note saying: Dear Shalafain, The Lion of Lebanon. On Saturday the 21st of May at 23:00 hours four gentlemen dressed in balaclava's are going to break into your residence to steal your shit! Please be at home, preferably asleep in your bed! If this was the case I wouldn't need to sleep with my baseball bat within reach and a panga under my pillow!

Is this the same Bible which says that Jesus proclaimed not only to his disciples, but to crowds and crowds of people that you do not know the day or the hour by which Gods judgment will come.

Sadder yet, is that there are people (no doubt followers of these crackhead prophets) who believe this shit! There are people at Casio's around the world as we speak! In Las Vegas, Monte Carlo, Maccau and Sun City sitting at the Roulette, Black Jack or Crap tables with the house mortgage, car license papers, life insurance money, inheritance money and putting this on the tables because hey, who gives a shit, its the End of Days! Come Sunday the 22nd these people will be homeless, car-less, and penny-less with quite literally just the clothes on their back to their name!

Aggggggg! For F##K SAKES! I just realised that this means that Manchester United wont have the opportunity to beat Barcelona on the 28th of May

What would you do on the last day? The End of Days, if you knew deep down inside that it was coming?

PS: It seems that Freddy Kruger was more scary in the 1980s then Freddy Mercury. I thought that there would be one or two votes saying that Freddy Mercury was Freddy Kruger! But anyway: Today we have a new poll concerning pop icon Adele.